I currently have six visible wounds on my body. Accompanying them are six stories. Today I told them all to Barret.

I'll just give a quick breakdown now:

1. somersault down a gravel mountainside.
2. slip in the shower/soapdish collision.
3. ankle roll/rugburn.
4. poolside slip/saved by the thumb.
5. whacked by a porta-potty.
6. banging in the kitchen.

I am losing control of my motor skills. I'm 23. The future is looking bad.